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Story Pirates and Friends!

Enjoy a family night out benefiting Story Pirates’ programs in New York schools. Featuring John Oliver, Kristen Schaal, Michael Showalter and more! More info

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Spring Campaign

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Pirates After School!

For the past six years, we have been offering amazing writing workshops, acting classes, puppet classes and dance programs in schools all over the Tri-State area. More info!

"The Chicken and the Firefly"
June 6th, 2009

One day a firefly was walking through the park when it was attacked by a chicken with a gun. The chicken started torturing the firefly when the firefly asked why the chicken was torturing him. So the chicken explained the firefly’s dad had beat its bottom because the chicken had given him a bomb. Then the chicken said he was only doing the neighborly thing, but when the chicken was about to hit the firefly with a rubber chicken—suddenly a giant hot dog fell on the chicken then the firefly laughed and was about to leave when a tissue fell on the firefly and suffocated him.