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"Kate the Bunny and Jony the Boy"
August 22nd, 2009

Once upon a time there was a bunny married to Jony. And one day they went to the beach, and this is what they did on the beach: they built a sand castle, and they swam in the pool. They went home, but they were tan from the beach and they wanted to rest, so they did.

But they fell asleep and they woke up and then they went on a hike. Boo! They saw scary things in the night. And the next morning they woke up. And they went into their little cottage and they ate breakfast and then they went to swim in the river nearby. But Kate the Bunny forgot that she didn't know how to swim. And she drowned but Jony saved her and then Jony taught her how to swim. And then they swam so far they came to a very beautiful land. And when they got out, they saw a dolphin.

And the beautiful land was made with gummy bears and flowers, and the buildings were made out of flowers, and the people were gummy bears. All the palm trees grew gummy bears and they were made out of flowers. And the regular trees were made out of flowers. Everything was made out of flowers. Everything in the world in that land was made out of flowers. Except Jony and Kate. Then two singers came along and Jony and Kate were amused by them because they were singing, "John and Kate! John and Kate! John, John, John, John, John and Kaaaate!"

The end.