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Story Pirates and Friends!

Enjoy a family night out benefiting Story Pirates’ programs in New York schools. Featuring John Oliver, Kristen Schaal, Michael Showalter and more! More info

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We Do Parties!

Our popular parties are all about your kid – featuring a show that makes the grownups laugh too. Click Here!

Spring Campaign

You can bring the Story Pirates experience to your child’s school – or to one of the neediest communities in the New York City or Los Angeles. Find out how!

Pirates After School!

For the past six years, we have been offering amazing writing workshops, acting classes, puppet classes and dance programs in schools all over the Tri-State area. More info!

"The Attack of the Religions"
June 20th, 2009

Once upon a time in a land of religions there were three religions Crishchon budism greek orthodox. The story starts out like this once there was a book but it wasent eneway ordonary book it was a book of securits and religions. The three religions found the book the demons and the devils were alarmed they finaly knew were the book was. Once the demons and the devels knew where the book they rose from the underworld and said "Give us the Give us it" Well the religions were stadold as the riplied "Why should we it doesn't bilong to you it bilong to us" Gust then the demons and devels got so angry that they throwed a spell on the religions but they forgot that the repellent spell. So the book went flying to Greece. Then the religions and the demons and the devels went flying but the demons and the devels got there first and they broke into Zeooses palece and they did not dosint the book flying of to a different place and teh religions nodist it first but the same second the demons and devels saw it and again they whent racing. The demons and devels and rellegions race to Egypt. The demons and devels saw the book fly to Osiris's palace but the rellegions thought that the book went to the Underworld but then they saw the book and the demons and devels distroyed the palace and the book with a piece to Poland.