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"The Germs Who Ate Everything (Part 4)"
September 12th, 2009

Once upon a time there were lots of germs in a family. There were infinity of them. Then a red blood cell comes along with a white blood cell and the white blood cell eats one of the germs.

The germs fall inside a stone. They have a party in the stone! Then they go in the upside down room. One of them said, “Hey what happened here? How did we get stuck to the ceiling?.... (da da da da).

They meet white blood cells. They have a fight. The germs win the fight. The white blood cells surrender. The germs go to the desert. They go into a pyramid and see mummies. P.S. They set off a trap which handcuffs a germ.

Then they go to Palm Beach. They go to the Pasta House. The Pasta House is a good Italian restaurant with video games. The germs play a Star Wars video game. Two germs play it first. They try to shoot Lego Anakin.

Some germs went to the tallest building in the world and they skateboarded off of it. They were wearing a parachute so they fell down slow. Then they go to the San Diego Zoo. They can’t find their way out of the grass. They make ten hippos sick. They find lots of chunks of gold inside the hippos. Then they had a party in the hippos’ intestines. Lots of the viruses make holes in them. And lots of bacteria make holes, too. The hippos throw up ten times.

Then they go inside a germ rocket and they blast off. They went to the planet called Mars. They make robots called rovers and they ride in them. They go into a crater. They like it in there and decide to make it their home. The rocket blasts off without them. They study robotics and they make a robotic space capsule. They blast off for home. They land in California and they find a cactus. They find a cabin. They like that cabin and decide to stay there forever. They get a pet puppy to live in the cabin with them. The puppy wears a bandana. Then it is Easter time. They fall inside jello!

They went to Julius Caesar’s castle. They have a fight with the lions. They float in the sky until they fall back into California. They fell in the ocean. A big two-headed sea monster pops out. One of them gets eaten and another gets stuck in a whirlpool. One of them fell off the earth! The germ fell into an hour glass filled with white sand. The white sand is in space. He was banished into thin air.

They climb a giant mountain. They see the abominable snowman. He grabs a germ and devours it. But the germs were excited because their dad said they could get ten pieces of cotton candy for dessert.

GERM END.